Testi musica canzoni
Testi musica cantanti italiani gratis
Testi Benefit - If I Owned A Midget
Testi-musica-canzoni.it > Testi lettera B > Benefit > Unknown - If I Owned A Midgetlife's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be glad
to watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad
he'd have a big head, short legs and long torso
the name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordo
i'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks
when company came over he'd preform and get tips
while im eatin' at night
in the kitchen he'd be able
to get the food scraps that i threw under the table
if my midget was ever bad
and acted enraged
then i'd take him to the bathroom
and put him in his cage
but if he kept actin' up and really made me sick
i'd hang him upside down
and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo
would be good, mosta the time though
he'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling
- Bel Canto - Sun
- Gianluca Grignani - Tu 6 pazzo
- The Supremes - Come Into My Palace
- Billy Joel - Keeping the Face
- Linda Davis F/ Reba McEntire - Face To Face
- Linda Davis F/ Reba McEntire - Face To Face
- Gees Bee - Idea
- Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody Did I Shave My Legs Fo
- Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody Did I Shave My Legs Fo
- Naughty By Nature - We Could Do It
- Traveler Blues
Nome Album : Alone - Indecent
Nome Album : Unknown - collapsis
Nome Album : dirty wake - collapsis
Nome Album : dirty wake - No Means No
Nome Album : Brother Rat