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From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my
call / I've got two pierced nipples and a ring
through my balls / My name is Slackerman,
superhero for the masses / I'm trying to rid
society from the rich upper classes / I've got
sideburns like Elvis and a shaggy goatee / I was
born in 73 / Most superheros fly high, but me,
I'd rather skate / Both parents are lawyers,
divorced when I was eight / My wallets got a
chain and superpowers to boot / I'll lasso you
like a cowboy then I'll die your hair blue / I'm
studying psych at the local JC / Cuz I don't
really know what to be /

My partner in slackdom is a chick named Danielle
/ I met her at the drive thru of taco bell / She
drives her mom's green Volvo, bag of tricks on
her back / She wears her hair short, wears her
Doc Martens black / With her Maybelline lips and
her Catholic school skirt / She'll leave bankers
with nothing but dirt / Its a thankless job being
a hero and all / But I've gotta do it or GenX will
fall / Yuppies and Boomers get outta my way / Cuz
I'm taking over and I start today / I am the
twenty-something / Hero of the world and I am
here for your mocha